$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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