I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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