I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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