It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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