he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize