i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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