Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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