Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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