I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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