and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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