Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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