margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection