I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila