I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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