Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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