Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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