just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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