Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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