I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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