don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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