none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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