Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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