Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.