no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is wine microwaveable?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.