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• (714): View more from California

  It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.

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• (626): View more from California

  Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.

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• (714): View more from California

  i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.

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• (707): View more from California

  He better not be in your backpack

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.

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• (607): View more from New York

  IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!

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