So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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