I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize