Duck Duck Cougar?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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