Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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