I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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