My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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