Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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