Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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