we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
