But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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