I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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