He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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