THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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