Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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