He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm experimenting with sincerity
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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