My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
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i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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