Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i came on her dog
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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