3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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