Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone