Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...