Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?