You're completely useless in the revolution.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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