i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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