Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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