My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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