just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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