I want to have your abortion
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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