She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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