Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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