No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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