if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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