I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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