I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Damn victory sex feels great
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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