yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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