The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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